The Great Falls Gazette
Subj: The Great Falls Gazette
From: El Polvo
Golly Mr. Montana that new place of yours sure does sound swell.
Speakin'o swells . . . forget the sailing trip this year mate. It wasn't the
right time. Kathleen can't do it either. She accidentally bought a new
car and needs to make some payments or something. I was trying to
hype it up in my mail to you but I never could completely get immersed
and couldn't decide where to go anyway. One of these days I'm going
to sail around the world . . . or watch a movie or read a book about
someone doing it, know whut I mean?
Well, I take back that RESIGNED occupation suggestion . . . you can
go ahead and put down WRITER. The way you described it, you made
Montana sound almost like, like, uh, well, New Mexico. That's some
damn good writin' Earl. You oughta see if they need a weekly
communist from California to write in the Great Falls Gazette (but I'd
tell 'em I's from Wyoming if I's you).
Happy Birthday again. Seems like just a couple months ago we were
up at Bella Vista with the kids eatin' buskeddi. I got your PRESENT
right here Bubba . . . (grabs himself like Michael Jackson used to
before he got in trouble with little boys). If you could just learn to
STAY in the present, you'd have it made Earl.
Kathleen wants to go to Montana too. Maybe we'll come visit. Don't
worry about the small house, you can sleep on the floor and we'll take
your bed. They got any golf there?