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Date: Mon, 01 Jan 1996 19:38:08
I well remember James Rawles, I didn't read his book but I liked
his ideas. His
secret to less labor was that he made the whole book ONE WEB PAGE and he
didn't spice it with links all over the globe to related material. I could
our LFM on tonight if I wanted to do it that way.
Your writing alone is enough gift for anyone to be more than satisfied
their visit to LFM but as an addicted WEB surfer I really like to visit a
that has more goodies than just text. I loved the way Carla's Pages were
I want to start adding our pictures soon. I am making each letter a page
own. Being the mechanic of this process, I still have to have some creative
contribution or I wouldn't be doing this. I happen to think it's neat that
when you say in one of your letters, "here in Montana they still let you
any old way you want" I put a hypertext link on that sentence that takes
the reader to a WEB page giving the address of Dr. Jack Kevorkian.
If you feel throttled back by my saying, "slow down," then that's
There's nothing better than a writer having more inside trying to get out
he can disperse. It sure beats having a case of nothing to say (which, BTW,
the case with the Kathleen who writes a letter every 6 years . . . your missive
from her will be forthcoming soon after the turn of the Millenium.) Keep
writing as fast as you want, just put more in each letter and wait a couple
three days to send it all. (It is kinda nice though to get your stuff before
had a chance to get second thoughts about what you've written.)
I'm hoping that as time goes by we'll snag some interested surfer out there
will join us and maybe take over surfing for us and putting the links on
letters. That's the most time consuming part and even at GNN prices I ran
surfing bill up over $95 this month. Sooner or later you're going to upgrade
your hardware and you'll be able to post your LFM direct to the Website
Now back to the Chillens Repatriotization . . .
On the way back from Gallup today I was stricken by computer-age
ideas in the war against Mummified Chillens. LISSEN UP! When I was
eleven I got to spend the summer with my dad in an oil field out about 15
from Chaco canyon. When it came time to leave I decided that I wasn't going
to go back to Florida with Mom and the Stepdad. This was the same guy that
Charles Dickens wrote about in David Copperfield that used to beat the
dickens out of little people like me and David. I had the whole escape route
figgered out if they ever showed up out there in the middle of nowhere to
Then one day I saw the black Mercury come over the hill about a
half mile up
the road and I froze with fear. I don't know how they found the place (this
was really remote - at least 40 miles from the nearest pavement.) My Dad
said he would go as far as using the shotgun to keep them from taking me
. . they had COURT PAPERS SIGNED BY A JUDGE! Dad spent less than
thirty minutes contemplating the consequences of violating the edict of
COURT PAPERS SIGNED BY A JUDGE (contempt of court including
apprehension and incarceration) and it was all over for me, I was in the
seat of the Mercury being given a choice of repaying the gas money and tire
wear for driving to Chaco canyon out of my savings account or out of my hide.
I chose the savings withdrawal which I must say was the much, much cheaper
The injustice inherent in our judicial system when dealing with
issues is that they can drag out longer than the psyches and well-being of
children can stand. What the chillens need FIRST AND FOREMOST is to be
back in school in Augusta. This, if you choose to accept it, is your mission.
From that point on, the justice system will be just, trust me. Don't use
shotgun, use the talents of your 58 years of writing, creating, and acting.
have the MAC. You are a writer. You are a publisher. Publish COURT
PAPERS SIGNED BY A JUDGE!
A HAWAIIAN JUDGE IN MAUI. A Hawaiian judge in Maui who may even
want to hold the alternative lifestyle community they are living in responsible
for contributing to the psycho-social impairment of innocent children from
This will be your most important role in history Mr. SOLO. You
across as a confident but compassionate papers server who is trying to KEEP
MOM OUT OF JAIL AND PROTECT HER COMMUNITY FROM THE
ONSLAUGHT OF THOSE FEDS (that get totally obsessed with getting their
way, to the point of poisoning all routes of escape). Don't spend any extra
collecting clothes and Christmas presents, leave the compound within 20
minutes of arrival.
AND as always, should you or the Marilyn fall into the hands of
or be booked by Danno, we will deny all knowledge of this ingenious scheme.
Please read this and reply before leaving Montana or I shall be
forced to call
you on the (Heaven Forbid) telephone.
PS Don't use a real Judge's
name and don't forge anything,
just make some nice official COURT PAPERS SIGNED BY A JUDGE as seen
in the movie - My Cousin Lenny.
Use the word WHEREAS at least four times and INCUMBENT UPON at
THEREFORE BE IT KNOWN,
El Polvo is pulling for them babies too.
Date: Mon, 01 Jan 1996 19:48:13
Subject:Supplement to Urgent
And oh, lest we forget,
Just put your love where it feels like it wants to go and all will
to the laws of perfection.
Work Hard but Don't Worry
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