"Dice la Verdad y Corrida." (Tell the
Truth and Run)
Subj: "Dice la verdad y corrida. " (Tell the truth and run)
Dear fello netsurf buddy,
I don't know nuffin' about Netcom but if they say you get 270 hrs.,
god, they better give it to ya or they'll have me to tangle wif.
Here's MY tight-ass deal on this superhighway business:
1. Get on AOL and bring up the goto screen searcher.
2. GoTo - GNN
3. Follow the directions from there and you'll end up a Beta tester
FREE USER) of their GNN's netsurfing software and service. Unlimited
access until who knows?????? They'll ask for a credit card but there's no
charges goin on yet. I've been using it a month and it hasn't cost a dime
(except I got on Dodge's Home Page
and said I wanted to buy a new Ram Van
on the Internet - I haven't heard from them yet and my wanting disease is
ALMOST gone now). You got E-mail, WWW, Archie, Gopher, and access to
every bit of information that ever was or ever will be (except what my right
hand is doing of course).
As to rereading your humor - don't do that. Joke 'em an' run.
back. On to the next joke babe, hell with it if didn't work, we'll have two-three
more better ones than that before we'd ever get back an' fix that old one,
right?? Anyway I liked it, used the whole thing (except the sentence about
wife). ...used it along with the whole Unabomber Manifesto and some quick
Joseph Campbell and Bob
Dylan quotes. If he can handle it, I'll have MORE
POWER, if not... well maybe I can
write for SOMEBODY ELSE
...reminds me what Joe Sprague said:
JOE SAYS there are a lot of REAL WRITERS right here in Albuquerque.
HE SAYS HE knows ONE WRITER who goes into businesses with something
that HE'S written and asks if HE can use their copy machine. If the answer
yes, HE copies what HE wrote and tacks it up on the wall above the copy
"Tell the truth and run."
ps - keep sending that stuff about Augusta, I loved that cheebugger,
beers stuff an' the horses. Tell Ben I said hello. He knows me from
Barbara, tell 'im. Hell he knows me better'n ol DRY hisself... we
for 5-10 minutes or more.
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